fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

image

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perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(via e-lizisthename)


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tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

(via batgirl-bri)



verticalfood:

Peach Oatmeal Skillet Cookie Pie (by Half Baked Harvest)

verticalfood:

Peach Oatmeal Skillet Cookie Pie (by Half Baked Harvest)

(via lustingfood)


fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

(via startofsomethingg)


Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.

2005emo:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

(via quinnskarth)



babybutta:

rootbeerflotsam:

archiemcphee:

We don’t usually associate looking at shoes with feeling ravenously hungry, but that changed as soon as we set eyes on these mouthwatering cake and ice cream heels handmade by the Shoe Bakery. They may not be edible, but they are completely wearable.

Visit the Shoe Bakery’s web gallery to view more of their delectable, custom-made heels.

[via Neatorama]

yo, thelindsaytuggey

Aww, I was hopping you can eat them.

(via batgirl-bri)


This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(via startofsomethingg)


theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

(via quinnskarth)


autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(via goneasyesterday)